1. I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down. 2. I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum. 3. Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers. 4. Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t. 5. Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell. 6. A group of protesters in front of a physics lab: “What do we want?”. “Time travel” “When do we want it?”. “Irrelevant.” 7. What does a subatomic duck say? Quark! 8. A neutron walks into a … Continue readingAnyone can synchronize?
If you don’t understand me, you just need to raise your IQ and enhance your EQ for I am the ultimate combo of those acronyms.
What is Karma? Karma is the Sanskrit word for action. It is equivalent to Newton’s law of ‘every action must have a reaction’. When we think, speak or act we initiate a force that will react accordingly. This returning force maybe modified, changed or suspended, but most people will not be able eradicate it. This law of cause and effect is not punishment, but is wholly for the sake of education or learning. A person may not escape the consequences of his actions, but he will suffer only if he himself has made the conditions ripe for his suffering. Ignorance … Continue readingI am Karma
21st century success relies on understanding, appreciating and assimilating Life 2.0
Sometime you need an epiphany or a life altering event to make you introspect and externalize your findings.. And sometime all you need is an iPad! So I decided to write..
Hmm.. OK let’s see.. A tool that allows me to blog directly from my laptop, even offline, or through my mobile phone.. why not! I thank God every day for the marvels of technology.. Who is God? That’s for another post. But I do thank him or her or it. Technology pays my rent, buys me new things, flies me to places, and feeds my hunger. It also lets me stay alive, happy, fulfilled and motivated. How did people do it before technology existed? That’s also for another post!
It would be absolutely pointless if I went through so many years of life, got so many brain-teasing thoughts, and learned so many new lessons, but failed to share any of them with the world.. Isn’t the whole point of civilization to pass knowledge to your successors? I decided to share my thoughts with this world, and frankly, this won’t come as a surprise to many, since I often share my thoughts quite loudly and prominently to everyone.. I guess I just decided to use the pretty tools of technology which I am absolutely and totally submerged in and surrounded … Continue readingThoughts and Lessons
The Desert Bunny Hops to the Hills?!! Part V version 332.19 beta Hola! Si! It’s moi again, the Desert Dueler Bunny.. I KNOW for a fact that none of you missed me, but since when does the bunny wait for the hunter to miss him and then shows up? OK, the list of friends I send this to has grown quite substantially, and I have to put in the same yearly disclaimer: DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME! Meaning don’t print this and show it to your mom, coz she’ll throw you out of the house for having obnoxious cynical sarcastic … Continue readingDesert Bunny IIV
And when you all thought “Yesss! No more Desert Dueler emails!”.. Here it is again! The New and Improved version 3.0 of the “Desert Bunny” comes to you right from the land of melted camels.. For those of who who are going “Huhhh???” at this moment in time, this is Part III of a yearly email that I send to all my friends in an attempt to 1) keep in touch, 2) keep you posted on what is going on, 3) keep the level of sarcasm and cynicism in this world at an acceptable high, and 4) keep you wondering … Continue readingDesert Dueler
T’is the season to be roasting.. I figured the summer would be the perfect time to blast out a new bit of Desert Thoughts, since my brain is fried.. The only thing I can wish now is for all of you to be well air conditioned! That’s about the only nice thought I could have! For those of you who are new to this email, don’t panic.. This is a semi-annual bag of junk that Santaklo (the way they pronounce it here) delivers to your mailboxes in an attempt to bore you infinitely. You will discover that it’s quite efficient … Continue readingDesert Bunny